Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

Hey, don’t look at me, I’m a chimp!

August 9, 2007

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I want no part of being partly responsible for the man creature!

Repetition is the mother of all learning

August 8, 2007

Repetition is the mother of all learning. Repetition is the mother of all learning. Repetition is the mother of all learning. Repetition is the mother of all learning. Repetition is the mother of all learning. Repetition is the mother of all learning. Repetition is the mother of all learning. Repetition is the mother of all learning. Repetition is the mother of all learning.

Hee hee. It is true.

Another quick thought: I’ve always believed “knowledge is power”. I think I was wrong. Someone pointed out to me that knowledge is nothing UNLESS YOU USE THAT KNOWLEDGE! Makes sense to me.

That’s it for now! CREATE a fantastic day by not letting ANYONE or ANY CIRCUMSTANCE steal your joy. It all works out in the long run. :)

It’s a crazy world :)

July 29, 2007

I go kayaking to be close to nature, the quiet, the water and the woods. What did I find as I came into dock?

Birds have opted to take over the frame for a sun cover on a houseboat instead of nestling in the trees of the surrounding woods. I had to laugh.

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Of course I bet the owners of this very expensive houseboat won’t be quite so amused. I could just visualize what is happening to the deck and tables and chairs below the birds. Yuk.

Being the kind person I am :) I tried to shoo the birds away (not that they wouldn’t return anyway) , but they wouldn’t budge! Oh well, I tried.

Hysterical paroxysm

June 12, 2007

Have you heard of this? I was rather (to say the least), shocked by this. In the Victorian era women were thought to have a malady called “hysteria.” The signs of it were fainting, dizziness, weakness, a real plethora of complaints.

Most physicians were of the male gender in Victorian times. The treatment for hysteria?


“Oh my, hide the children!”

The physician gave women manual stimulation with vibrators, massage, or water…until orgasm. It was thought that is why women had all these symptoms.

Can you imagine the doctor? I bet he kept this little remedy rather closed mouth; didn’t want to share the “wealth”, if you know what I mean. Of course it became known ultimately the whole thing was ridiculous.

I know a few crabby women who are a bit hysterical because they are not with a kind, patient, and caring man who knows “just what to do”, but I think it can be worked out between them.

You know most doctors are still “practicing physicians” I bet the doctors worked long hours in those times - without a complaint!

“I think I’m feeling faint!” :)

Met a new family yesterday!

June 9, 2007

Cutest family I’ve seen in a long time. These little ducks floated right up to my kayak. Usually they are quite shy with “the little ones”. They bounced lightly when a current lifted them. If mama swam away they almost skidded on top of the water to catch up with her.

It was the closest I’ve ever gotten to a family this young. All the little ones were peeping and it
made me smile all day long.

Now get up - leave the computer, and go outside and explore. If you can’t, then I hope you
can share the joy with me though this photo. Life is still abundant in joy. Have a wonderful weekend and take a breath!

Someone cares for you!

A few flowers for you! They look like sunshine to me :)

June 6, 2007

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“Create” a beautiful day for yourself and those around you! Don’t let happiness thieves steal your joy! Bless them and move on!

Cool morning swim

May 24, 2007

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I went for a walk as the sun was rising over the mountain. Spotted this family just cruising in the water. The sparkle of the sun’s reflection on the water was amazing, and the sight just too good to pass without a photo. Hope you enjoy.

Have an awesome DAY! Go for a walk. You never know what you will see!

What the heck is this?

May 17, 2007

I won’t be posting again until Monday, but in the meantime, the first person who guesses what this picture is - will get a brand new relaxation CD FREE!little-world.jpg